Hi friends:
You might know my godfather, Cook County Assessor Joe Berrios. He’s been a great benefactor to our families, from putting them on county payroll to giving Dad some nice tax break on his properties. (That was especially helpful so Dad could give me a $75,000 loan for my failed alderman campaign.)
Now it’s my turn to get a cush government job too! You can help keep the 2nd senate district seat safely in the hands of the Berrios political machine by voting for me.
Sincerely,
Omar “Machine-O” Aquino
